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Burn the Tesla Brand and Ignore the Guilt Trip

Posted on: 04/05/202505/29/2025

It’s all over the news. Musk trying to blame democrats for the attacks on Tesla. And republicans are humpin’ the mic, too, trying to reverse the blame, as former Wisconsin senator David Craig does in […]

Culture - Media - Technology

Reverse-Engineering the Nerd Oligarchy

Posted on: 03/05/202505/29/2025

The other day I was watching Bill Maher’s Club Random, and the guest was tech millionaire and anti-aging geek Bryan Johnson. Part of the conversation was about the apparatus that Johnson wears on his penis […]

Class - Culture - Media - Politics - Technology

Zuckerbucks Says Later Days to the Facts

Posted on: 01/30/202502/24/2025

During the 2016 election, a Buzzfeed News analysis found that “fake election news stories generated more total engagement on Facebook than top election stories from 19 major news outlets combined.” This, no doubt, is what […]

Addiction - Drugs - Media - Technology

The Children of Antimatter

Posted on: 01/16/202501/16/2025

Adults pissing away their mortal minutes in idle distraction is fine. But children subjecting themselves to a constant stream of idiotic nonsense is downright obscene. In the not so distant past, stimulating a release of […]

Class - Culture - Labor - Technology

Temporary Life 5: Survival of the Absent

Posted on: 12/02/200901/01/2025

When I started temping, the personal-computing revolution hadn’t yet rescued the American economy. The Internet as we know it did not exist—it was something called “The Well,” which had to be accessed by a 96-kb […]

Consumerism - Culture - Fashion - Philippic - Politics - Technology

So Green, So With It

Posted on: 12/05/200807/16/2024

As an editor, I’ve always advocated for less paper, more recycling and digital delivery. I’ve always turned off my air conditioning, lights and power strips before leaving the office. I’ve recycled anything that could be […]

Consumerism - Culture - Dystopia - Technology

Telephonic Purgatory

Posted on: 09/18/200807/16/2024

It should have been quick and simple, establishing a telephone account for a new place of residence. As Verizon was my existing provider, I saw no reason to take the business elsewhere. So I navigated […]

Culture - Labor - Technology

I’m a Techy, You’re a Techy

Posted on: 06/02/200706/02/2024

About a year ago I bought a gadget that uses wireless technology to play electronic files and Internet radio through my stereo. Not a mind-bending idea. Receivers and transmitters have been around for over a […]

Art - Culture - Technology

Porn: It’s Never Been So Pornographic

Posted on: 03/10/200706/02/2024

Porn has quickly adapted to an explosively facilitated Internet market by not only fragmenting into numerous subgenres that cater to particular fetishes, but by purging itself of what its audience doesn’t want, which is whatever […]

Consumerism - Culture - Politics - Technology

The Cell People

Posted on: 06/28/200605/18/2024

A woman reading a book raises a gaze of exasperated woe. Next to her is a dude whose one-sided babble runs something like this: “Nah, ain’ fuckin’ that bitch no mo’…Crazy-ass bitch be fuckin’ Shafon, […]

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